mylifeuntold asked: im new to austin. how can i help keep it weird?

Be yourself. Don’t try at it. There must be something in your personality that’s bizarre enough for you to be compelled to live here. This is the land of Misfit Toys. 

goingforpicture:

I’ve had the pleasure of working with Meredith twice now. great lady, her and her team do fantastic work!

AND UH… OBVIOUSLY YOU ALL SHOULD BE PLANNING YOUR NEXT PRODUCTION IN AUSTIN NOW. I mean, duh. :)

…of living in a town like Austin where the mass majority of people are not native is that everyone, I mean, everyone, leaves during the holidays. I cannot afford this because of the nature of my work. Therefore, I am stuck in Austin during Christmas with hardly a soul to hang out with and nothing to do.

awesome.

forever alone. :(

overheard at Quacks…

I need to attend Goth Dress-Up Things more often…

…with longhorns mounted on the front of it and license plates that said “lowbrow”… that was us.

you know, just ridin’ around.

for free.

in my friend’s zebra interior 79 cadillac limo.

thecraigslistblog:

To the Person that Bought ALL the O.B. Tampons

From Austin Missed Connections

BITCH, THAT WAS ME

Please produce rain or get the fuck out of my sky. Bastards.

champagnelikealady asked: I totally lust after the motorcycle guy with the side car too!

one of these days, someone’s going to jump in that side car with the doggie…

For the second time this fall, I have run into Elijah Wood. This time outside the Alamo Drafthouse at like, 1AM. The other time was outside the Brixton in early October. But then I was wasted beyond repair and didn’t even know it was him.

This time, I was dead sober and just got out of a shitty movie, the temperature has dropped by like 25 degrees, and I feared that he would remember me as that drunk girl who jumped all over him and asked him what his name is outside the Brixton a few months back.

So I said nothing.

Boy should just move here already.