Ok, middle aged dude bro playing Bejewelled at TOP VOLUME for the past hour and a half. I am so glad you are the King of Internet Bling, but you’re ruining the Scott Biram soundtrack, especially because the version you are playing talks to you back in some ridiculously low, cartoony voice every time you get a 6-across super special bonus score. 

Mute your computer before I punch the jewels off your screen.

No, really.